<div dir="ltr"><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif">Here are two more, both very clever, but still no editorial.  It's a holiday weekend, isn't it, after all?<br><p class="">
              <a href="http://berkeleydailyplanet.com/issue/2015-09-04/article/43662?headline=September-Pepper-Spray-Times--By-Grace-Underpressure">September Pepper Spray Times</a>
              <i>By Grace Underpressure</i>
              <i>09-04-2015</i>
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              <a href="http://berkeleydailyplanet.com/issue/2015-09-04/article/43663?headline=10-Reasons-Trump-Wins-GOP-Nomination--Bob-Burnett">10 Reasons Trump Wins GOP Nomination</a>
              <i>Bob Burnett</i>
              <i>09-04-2015</i>
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