<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto"><div><span></span></div><div><div id="yui_3_16_0_1_1457015512804_17207" class="" style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); margin-bottom: 6px; color: rgb(20, 24, 35); font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 19.32px;">Irreverent Narrator<br><br></div><div id="yui_3_16_0_1_1457015512804_17209" class="" style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px; color: rgb(20, 24, 35); font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 19.32px;">I come alive reading<br id="yui_3_16_0_1_1457015512804_17211" class="">a novel with <span class="" id="yui_3_16_0_1_1457015512804_17213" style="display: inline;"><br id="yui_3_16_0_1_1457015512804_17215" class="">an irreverent narrator</span></div><div class="" id="yui_3_16_0_1_1457015512804_17217" style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); display: inline; color: rgb(20, 24, 35); font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 19.32px;"><div id="yui_3_16_0_1_1457015512804_17219" class="" style="margin-bottom: 6px;">because how<br id="yui_3_16_0_1_1457015512804_17221" class="">can you take<br id="yui_3_16_0_1_1457015512804_17223" class="">this rascal life<br id="yui_3_16_0_1_1457015512804_17225" class="">seriously?</div><div id="yui_3_16_0_1_1457015512804_17227" class="" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;">Life, everyone’s outrageous <br id="yui_3_16_0_1_1457015512804_17229" class="">sidekick with the big sombrero<br id="yui_3_16_0_1_1457015512804_17231" class="">who laughs at you<br id="yui_3_16_0_1_1457015512804_17233" class="">and almost never<br id="yui_3_16_0_1_1457015512804_17235" class="">obeys your commands <br id="yui_3_16_0_1_1457015512804_17237" class="">or even your kind<br id="yui_3_16_0_1_1457015512804_17239" class="">suggestions,</div><div id="yui_3_16_0_1_1457015512804_17241" class="" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;">who make loud farts<br id="yui_3_16_0_1_1457015512804_17243" class="">AND fart-noises so<br id="yui_3_16_0_1_1457015512804_17245" class="">you can’t even tell<br id="yui_3_16_0_1_1457015512804_17247" class="">which is which,</div><div id="yui_3_16_0_1_1457015512804_17249" class="" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;">who won’t sit still<br id="yui_3_16_0_1_1457015512804_17251" class="">for a portrait,<br id="yui_3_16_0_1_1457015512804_17253" class="">each one of which<br id="yui_3_16_0_1_1457015512804_17255" class="">ends up showing only parts, <br id="yui_3_16_0_1_1457015512804_17257" class="">but who</div><div id="yui_3_16_0_1_1457015512804_17259" class="" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;">may become a true friend if<br id="yui_3_16_0_1_1457015512804_17261" class="">you stand your ground,<br id="yui_3_16_0_1_1457015512804_17263" class="">crack your own jokes back,<br id="yui_3_16_0_1_1457015512804_17265" class="">mine irony’s rich vein,</div><div id="yui_3_16_0_1_1457015512804_17267" class="" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;">and are willing to abandon <br id="yui_3_16_0_1_1457015512804_17269" class="">every defense at <br id="yui_3_16_0_1_1457015512804_17271" class="">a moment’s notice and become</div><div dir="ltr" id="yui_3_16_0_1_1457015512804_17273" class="" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;">a damn fool<br id="yui_3_16_0_1_1457015512804_17275" class="">for love.</div><div dir="ltr" id="yui_3_16_0_1_1457015512804_17273" class="" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><br></div><div dir="ltr" id="yui_3_16_0_1_1457015512804_17273" class="" style="margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 6px;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>- Max Reif</div></div></div></body></html>