Returning The Body - Jean-Pierre Swennen

[Larry Robinson]

Returning The Body

Hello, I am calling about returning my body
but I can not find any paperwork 
with the lease expiration date

How many years do you have on it

Eighty

Well, you are getting closer
but I can not give you an exact date
it is the rules

What is its condition
with eighty years you have a good amount
of ordinary wear and tear

Yes, but that is about it
had a couple of small dings
but never had to take it in for major repairs
and have done most of the regular maintenance

That should help, but I can not grant extensions
if that is what you are looking for 

It is too bad you live in the US
if in India or some place with the similar beliefs
you might have had an option to renew
or even an option to buy to keep going forever

The good news is it is in good condition
but don’t forget that the recycle fees in these cases
are due at the end of the lease

	- Jean-Pierre Swennen